by: Solomon L. Wisenberg

This makes me so damn proud to be an American. What a righteous Department of Justice we have! Always going after the malefactors of great wealth. And God Bless the Fan Belt Inspectors too. No crime is too small for the Bureau to root out.

Kudos to John Cook of Gawker.com for posting this item and to Anthony Colleluori for bringing it to my attention.

(wisenberg)