FBI Probing Whether Clemens Lied to Congress (AP) — What a shocker!

House Ethics Committee Launches Investigation Into Conduct of Rep. Renzi (AP) — The 35-count indictment came out almost a week ago, so this surely ranks as a "rapid response."

Pelosi Calls For Grand Jury Investigation Of Bolten, Miers (The Politico) — Talk about falling on deaf ears, and this one took two weeks to formulate.

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